JOKES in english


  1. Why Smurfs are Blue - The true Story ! ! ! (long)
    added: 2002-10-13 - cat: xx - views: 3753
  2. Afrikan living in London
    added: 2002-10-12 - cat: s - views: 979
  3. A guy was having a problem with his dick
    added: 2002-10-12 - cat: x - views: 1158
  4. I've got a strawberry
    added: 2002-10-12 - cat: x - views: 1203
  5. A guy sitting at the bar at Pearson
    added: 2002-10-12 - cat: p - views: 849
  6. Two high school sweethearts had been dating
    added: 2002-10-13 - cat: s - views: 1446
  7. Farmer Joe and the accident
    added: 2002-10-13 - cat: s - views: 731
  8. A couple of women were playing golf
    added: 2002-10-13 - cat: x - views: 868
  9. A police officer pulled a guy over for speeding
    added: 2002-10-13 - cat: s - views: 701
  10. A philosophy professor stood before his class
    added: 2002-10-13 - cat: e - views: 785
  11. Female news anchor
    added: 2002-10-13 - cat: x - views: 1139
  12. I'll have a C monkey please
    added: 2002-10-13 - cat: j - views: 731
  13. Oil Changing Instructions
    added: 2002-10-13 - cat: e - views: 688
  14. Identical Twins
    added: 2002-10-13 - cat: j - views: 704
  15. A prisoner escapes from prison
    added: 2002-10-13 - cat: x - views: 730
  16. Four Miracles of a Woman
    added: 2002-10-14 - cat: e - views: 1155
  17. Adams first words
    added: 2002-10-15 - cat: qa - views: 1119
  18. the word 'beautiful' in the same sentence twice
    added: 2002-10-15 - cat: lj - views: 1108
  19. My wife and I got into a fight
    added: 2002-10-15 - cat: j - views: 864
  20. Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen!
    added: 2002-10-15 - cat: j - views: 995
  21. No School on Monday
    added: 2002-10-15 - cat: lj - views: 880
  22. I call my husband the ???
    added: 2002-10-15 - cat: c - views: 845
  23. Male dentists
    added: 2002-10-15 - cat: e - views: 1411
  24. die peacefully
    added: 2002-10-15 - cat: j - views: 1500
  25. A blonde driving got caught in bad hailstorm
    added: 2002-10-15 - cat: b - views: 921
  26. A world survey
    added: 2002-10-15 - cat: c - views: 831
  27. Blonde Buys a TV
    added: 2002-10-15 - cat: b - views: 793
  28. A large woman wearing a sleeveless sun dress
    added: 2002-10-15 - cat: p - views: 968
  29. A well known cardiologist died
    added: 2002-10-15 - cat: j - views: 1088
  30. A truck was traveling through town
    added: 2002-10-15 - cat: b - views: 731
  31. Businessman in Vegas for the weekend to gamble
    added: 2002-10-15 - cat: s - views: 969
  32. A Martian, newly landed and thirsty as hell
    added: 2002-10-15 - cat: s - views: 680
  33. Mr. Gorilla gets excited
    added: 2002-10-15 - cat: s - views: 749
  34. use the word "fascinate" in a sentence
    added: 2002-10-15 - cat: lj - views: 688
  35. A marathon sex session with a patient
    added: 2002-10-16 - cat: xx - views: 940
  36. My first job
    added: 2002-10-16 - cat: j - views: 683
  37. Stupid...
    added: 2002-10-17 - cat: j - views: 777
  38. ITEC psychological testing
    added: 2002-10-17 - cat: qa - views: 797
  39. Killer Biscuits wanted for attempted Murder
    added: 2002-10-17 - cat: b - views: 908
  40. A street performer is visiting the zoo
    added: 2002-10-17 - cat: j - views: 680
  41. The head of a man's penis
    added: 2002-10-17 - cat: x - views: 1051
  42. The waitress is shocked
    added: 2002-10-17 - cat: x - views: 1113
  43. Male/Female Dictionary
    added: 2002-10-17 - cat: e - views: 758
  44. A patient's two week follow-up appointment
    added: 2002-10-17 - cat: i - views: 856
  45. A man and a friend are playing golf
    added: 2002-10-18 - cat: sports - views: 808
  46. I made a Freudian slip
    added: 2002-10-18 - cat: j - views: 1048
  47. Where are you from ?
    added: 2002-10-18 - cat: qa - views: 1101
  48. guy walks into a bar
    added: 2002-10-18 - cat: ups - views: 1620
  49. Little Johnny needed to go to the bathroom
    added: 2002-10-21 - cat: lj - views: 1139
  50. A pipe burst in a doctor's house
    added: 2002-10-21 - cat: j - views: 1021
  51. Top Ten Reasons Eve Was Created
    added: 2002-10-21 - cat: l - views: 690
  52. Top Ten Reasons Eve Was Created, corrected
    added: 2002-10-21 - cat: l - views: 653
  53. Two sides of the same Story...
    added: 2002-10-21 - cat: j - views: 643
  54. Would you like to dance?
    added: 2002-10-21 - cat: p - views: 1134
  55. Doctor, take a look at me
    added: 2002-10-21 - cat: dr - views: 809
  56. Two hunters are out in the woods
    added: 2002-10-21 - cat: j - views: 973
  57. The new hooker just finished her first trick
    added: 2002-10-21 - cat: x - views: 692
  58. Slowly I spread her legs
    added: 2002-10-21 - cat: x - views: 1094
  59. Old Sam always wanted cowboy boots
    added: 2002-10-21 - cat: j - views: 725
  60. I like the way you are thinking
    added: 2002-10-21 - cat: lj - views: 723
  61. What would you do if...
    added: 2002-10-21 - cat: qa - views: 1372
  62. Prayers, hers and his
    added: 2002-10-21 - cat: c - views: 666
  63. I'm living with a nineteen year old nymphomaniac!
    added: 2002-10-21 - cat: ups - views: 743
  64. A woman was in bed with her lover...
    added: 2002-10-21 - cat: ups - views: 739
  65. A man sits with his 9 year old son
    added: 2002-10-21 - cat: j - views: 838
  66. An American tourist in the Netherlands
    added: 2002-10-21 - cat: j - views: 690
  67. A cop parked at the end of the road
    added: 2002-10-21 - cat: b - views: 676
  68. Doctor, I've got a problem...
    added: 2002-10-21 - cat: j - views: 722
  69. This skinny guy is in the locker room
    added: 2002-10-21 - cat: j - views: 1050
  70. A man is dining in a fancy restaurant
    added: 2002-10-21 - cat: j - views: 684
  71. Is that Jesus down there?
    added: 2002-10-21 - cat: j - views: 890
  72. I don't do drugs anymore...
    added: 2002-10-21 - cat: j - views: 865
  73. A 13 YEAR old boy wants to have sex
    added: 2002-10-21 - cat: x - views: 741
  74. Three couples
    added: 2002-10-21 - cat: x - views: 657
  75. Hunting Flies
    added: 2002-10-21 - cat: j - views: 1009
  76. A Woman's Ultimate Fantasy
    added: 2002-10-22 - cat: j - views: 924
  77. A Guy went to mexico and watched a bullfight
    added: 2002-10-25 - cat: ups - views: 720
  78. Little Johnny was sitting on a park bench
    added: 2002-10-25 - cat: lj - views: 974
  79. A couple have been married for 45 years
    added: 2002-10-25 - cat: j - views: 897
  80. That sure is a nice fire truck
    added: 2002-10-25 - cat: J - views: 679
  81. On the first day God created the cow
    added: 2002-10-29 - cat: J - views: 648
  82. A blonde with a new sports car was out driving
    added: 2002-10-25 - cat: b - views: 637
  83. Dark in here...
    added: 2002-10-25 - cat: ups - views: 664
  84. A Blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating
    added: 2002-10-27 - cat: b - views: 726
  85. I have to be honest with you
    added: 2002-10-27 - cat: j - views: 694
  86. the father of the typical Texas baby
    added: 2002-10-27 - cat: j - views: 660
  87. Johnny wasn't paying attention in class
    added: 2002-10-27 - cat: lj - views: 982
  88. That is a very pretty dress
    added: 2002-10-28 - cat: j - views: 867
  89. Instruction labels on consumer goods
    added: 2002-10-28 - cat: i - views: 693
  90. I am Napoleon
    added: 2002-10-28 - cat: j - views: 1120
  91. What's in that box ?
    added: 2002-10-28 - cat: j - views: 830
  92. Would you like some breakfast ?
    added: 2002-10-28 - cat: j - views: 835
  93. I came home early today
    added: 2002-10-28 - cat: x - views: 952
  94. Halloween halloween halloween
    added: 2002-10-28 - cat: qa - views: 623
  95. An airliner was having engine trouble
    added: 2002-10-28 - cat: ups - views: 1026
  96. the blonde coyote
    added: 2002-10-28 - cat: b - views: 1344
  97. My son is so successful
    added: 2002-10-28 - cat: ups - views: 853
  98. Three guys die and go to Hell
    added: 2002-10-28 - cat: j - views: 618
  99. I'll do absolutely anything no matter how kinky
    added: 2002-10-28 - cat: j - views: 929
  100. 3 guys are drinking when a drunk comes in
    added: 2002-10-28 - cat: j - views: 690
  101. A man had his annual physical
    added: 2002-10-28 - cat: j - views: 811
  102. all drugs have a generic name
    added: 2002-10-28 - cat: j - views: 1231
  103. Chihuahua, Doberman and Bulldog sat in a bar
    added: 2002-10-28 - cat: a - views: 657
  104. Survivor - Texas Style
    added: 2002-10-28 - cat: j - views: 757
  105. L Little Johnny was playing with his toy train
    added: 2002-10-28 - cat: lj - views: 651
  106. This old guy goes to doctors office for checkup
    added: 2002-10-28 - cat: x - views: 636
  107. Doctor was awakened by a phone call
    added: 2002-10-28 - cat: j - views: 802
  108. A little boy got lost at the YMCA
    added: 2002-10-28 - cat: j - views: 1023
  109. Do you want to play magic?
    added: 2002-10-28 - cat: p - views: 1056
  110. A man walks into a restaurant with an ostrich
    added: 2002-10-28 - cat: j - views: 591
  111. The pretty teacher was concerned...
    added: 2002-10-28 - cat: lj - views: 862
  112. A man who owns a pharmacy showed up at work
    added: 2002-10-28 - cat: ups - views: 988
  113. An old lady goes to the doctor
    added: 2002-10-28 - cat: d - views: 931
  114. Monastery high in the mountains
    added: 2002-10-29 - cat: j - views: 766
  115. To Woman from a man who's had ENOUGH
    added: 2002-10-31 - cat: e - views: 614
  116. Beer producers conference
    added: 2002-10-31 - cat: j - views: 995
  117. Sunday school & the ten commandments
    added: 2002-10-31 - cat: lj - views: 997
  118. A deaf mute wants to buy condoms
    added: 2002-10-31 - cat: ups - views: 1117
  119. Little Johnny rang the bell on holloween
    added: 2002-10-31 - cat: lj - views: 1001
  120. Sexual position for married couples
    added: 2002-11-01 - cat: x - views: 1037
  121. Blind man at the lumberyard
    added: 2002-11-03 - cat: j - views: 596
  122. 3 dogs are sitting in a vet's office
    added: 2002-11-03 - cat: a - views: 619
  123. One fella walked into a doctor's surgery
    added: 2002-11-03 - cat: m - views: 702
  124. "MAYDAY" call from a small airplane
    added: 2002-11-03 - cat: b - views: 973
  125. Two campers where hiking in the forest
    added: 2002-11-03 - cat: j - views: 1026
  126. The pirate and the bartender
    added: 2002-11-03 - cat: j - views: 616
  127. A doctor and a lawyer had an accident
    added: 2002-11-03 - cat: ups - views: 868
  128. A married couple are sleeping
    added: 2002-11-03 - cat: ups - views: 1026
  129. A doctor and a patient
    added: 2002-11-03 - cat: j - views: 1066
  130. My body hurts wherever I touch it
    added: 2002-11-03 - cat: b - views: 1084
  131. Bearhunting in the woods
    added: 2002-11-03 - cat: a - views: 844
  132. I'm Happy Butt
    added: 2002-11-06 - cat: e - views: 779
  133. A new guy working at a porno shop
    added: 2002-11-12 - cat: b - views: 609
  134. What is two and two?
    added: 2002-11-12 - cat: qa - views: 657
  135. Make a sketch of a naked man
    added: 2002-11-12 - cat: e - views: 1078
  136. Eating Pussy
    added: 2002-11-12 - cat: qa - views: 1088
  137. Extra Large Condoms
    added: 2002-11-12 - cat: p - views: 1107
  138. Get creative in love making
    added: 2002-11-12 - cat: x - views: 1049
  139. O'Riley walked into the bedroom
    added: 2002-11-13 - cat: x - views: 1092
  140. My husband brought me red roses
    added: 2002-11-13 - cat: x - views: 918
  141. Pussy and Bitch
    added: 2002-11-13 - cat: e - views: 704
  142. Driving without a tail light
    added: 2002-11-13 - cat: ups - views: 875
  143. I lay on my bed, thinking about you
    added: 2002-11-13 - cat: j - views: 659
  144. What is this ? asks the daycare teacher
    added: 2002-11-16 - cat: e - views: 713
  145. The ugliest woman and a bologna sandwich
    added: 2002-11-16 - cat: j - views: 1046
  146. The Pay Raise!
    added: 2002-11-16 - cat: j - views: 629
  147. The Chicken and the Horse
    added: 2002-12-09 - cat: a - views: 648
  148. Gramma's beaver
    added: 2002-12-09 - cat: xx - views: 871
  149. Mixed Drinks
    added: 2002-12-09 - cat: x - views: 797
  150. 2 guys in the locker room
    added: 2002-12-09 - cat: j - views: 998
  151. Two blondes are walking down the street
    added: 2002-12-09 - cat: b - views: 1029
  152. A woman walking in a sun dress with no underwear
    added: 2002-12-09 - cat: x - views: 726
  153. A Blonde had a car accident
    added: 2002-12-09 - cat: b - views: 666
  154. Little Johnnie's father is putting on a condom
    added: 2002-12-09 - cat: lj - views: 982
  155. A blonde was driving in a really bad hailstorm
    added: 2002-12-09 - cat: b - views: 858
  156. The first day back at school after summer vacation
    added: 2002-12-09 - cat: lj - views: 692
  157. A Doctor puts a Blonde on a diet
    added: 2002-12-09 - cat: b - views: 847
  158. A Blonde is out for a walk
    added: 2002-12-09 - cat: b - views: 1002
  159. Dave the Dragon Slayer
    added: 2002-12-11 - cat: j - views: 643
  160. Very attractive lady at the Bar
    added: 2003-01-23 - cat: s - views: 654
  161. Dear Santa Claus...
    added: 2003-01-23 - cat: x - views: 1429
  162. Lesson to learn...
    added: 2003-01-23 - cat: x - views: 600
  163. One day at the Airport
    added: 2003-01-23 - cat: ups - views: 807
  164. Corporate lesson #1
    added: 2003-01-27 - cat: e - views: 722
  165. Corporate lesson #2
    added: 2003-01-27 - cat: e - views: 654
  166. Corporate lesson #3
    added: 2003-01-27 - cat: e - views: 660
  167. Drugs in Heaven
    added: 2003-01-27 - cat: ups - views: 620
  168. A female police officer arrests a man
    added: 2003-01-27 - cat: x - views: 1007
  169. Happy Valentine
    added: 2003-03-06 - cat: ups - views: 704
  170. George Bush has a heart attack and dies
    added: 2003-03-21 - cat: ups - views: 600
  171. A student in Sunday school
    added: 2003-03-26 - cat: lj - views: 669
  172. Rent for Apartment
    added: 2003-03-28 - cat: s - views: 982
  173. A beautiful woman at a doctors office
    added: 2003-04-15 - cat: ups - views: 772
  174. Barbie & friends
    added: 2003-04-15 - cat: qa - views: 1462
  175. A guy and his monkey
    added: 2003-04-15 - cat: a - views: 633
  176. A guy riding through the desert on his camel
    added: 2003-04-15 - cat: xx - views: 924
  177. A hunter kills a deer and brings it home
    added: 2003-04-15 - cat: ups - views: 946
  178. Wife finds husband in bed with another woman
    added: 2003-04-15 - cat: sr - views: 778
  179. Young lady wants to meet Santa Claus
    added: 2003-08-21 - cat: x - views: 656
  180. Bill Clinton died and went to Heaven
    added: 2003-08-23 - cat: ups - views: 696
  181. Newlywed making the Rules
    added: 2003-08-23 - cat: sr - views: 810
  182. Your dad sent me up here to shag you...
    added: 2003-09-04 - cat: xx - views: 838
  183. Jesus at the bar
    added: 2003-09-05 - cat: j - views: 585
  184. I want to tell you about the birds and the bees
    added: 2003-09-05 - cat: j - views: 837
  185. I'll give you a dollar to climb that apple tree
    added: 2003-09-05 - cat: j - views: 855
  186. Pregnant woman on the bus
    added: 2003-10-17 - cat: j - views: 589
  187. We are expecting snow today
    added: 2004-05-30 - cat: b - views: 641
  188. Two Indians and a Hillbilly
    added: 2005-02-08 - cat: i - views: 595
  189. Two Old Ladies and A Condom
    added: 2005-02-09 - cat: x - views: 599
  190. Best Break-Up Letter Ever
    added: 2005-03-03 - cat: s - views: 590
  191. Telecom history
    added: 2005-08-16 - cat: c - views: 547
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